The Ellen Files
The large version of the switch ad, and every thing else that has to do with Ellen Feiss.

This site is featured on the front page of EllenFeiss.net and is now the most popular page on my web site. The MPEG version of the switch ad receives 1,000 downloads per day. It originally was a incidental branch off of my Interesting and/or Notable People Page.

Here's the hi-res version of the Ellen Feiss Ad. I believe this is now a TravisDart.com exclusive. (If you ask me, the MPEG version is better.)

MPEG (5 MB)
Quicktime (4 MB)

Apple took the Switch ads off of their web site, but if you still want to watch the little version, you can still get it from another place.

The Original

And then there's the remix. (I fixed the broken link.)

The Remix (MOV, 3.2 MB)

And then there's Ellen Feiss on Helium.

The Other Remix (from iFilm)

Here's Ellen at MacWorld (found at CommunistSquirrel.com). Wired Magazine gave it its title. Don't blame me if you don't like it. 530,000+ downloads so far.

Munchies (MOV, 1.6 MB)
Munchies (cached)

 

Here are two pictures of Ellen at school. It doesn't look like your average public-school setup. Maybe she goes to a private school.

Here are a bunch of sound clips that I got from Cootey.com. You can find one of these sound bytes on my 404 page. I'd say these would make a really good sound theme.

It's kind of ... a bummer.
It's kind of a bummer (edit)
Beep Beep Beep
It was a really good paper.
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And from the same place, you can get the Switch song. This is not the actual song, but a pretty close reproduction.

The Switch Theme (MP3, 620 KB)

Recently, I found a song called the iSwitch, which features Ellen Feiss and has pretty much been renamed "The Ellen Feiss Song." It's an experimental trance song and is sort of boring, but I figured it might be worth at least one laugh This was originally found on www.Energize.tc/ellen/.

The Ellen Feiss Song (MP3, 2.6 MB)
Cached

 

And, of course, I've done my 404 page in an Ellen theme. I suppose I should push that.

My 404 Page

Maybe I can find her paper on Chinatown and host that, too.

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